n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.
Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.
See also: chunky beef stew
Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.
See also: chunky beef stew
Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.
by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006
After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
by Charles Yim October 14, 2010
One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen
by jack6128 May 1, 2011
One of the 3 DLC's from The Binding Of Isaac
If you like to be challenged and to face a different challenge every time you start a new game, be prepared to enjoy this thing like nothing else.
McMillen announced The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, the first expansion for Rebirth, in February 2015. Afterbirth added items, enemies, alternate floors and bosses, and endings (including Greed Mode, which differs from the main game and is reportedly more difficult).
If you like to be challenged and to face a different challenge every time you start a new game, be prepared to enjoy this thing like nothing else.
McMillen announced The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, the first expansion for Rebirth, in February 2015. Afterbirth added items, enemies, alternate floors and bosses, and endings (including Greed Mode, which differs from the main game and is reportedly more difficult).
Person 1: Afterbirth+ is one of the best roguelikes/bullet hell games ever made. A perfect game for a mobile/handheld such as the Switch. A little bit pricey at $39.99, but it is currently on sale at $29.99, and even if it wasn't, I would still recommend it wholeheartedly. 10/10. No question.
Person 2: this dlc is bad
Person 2: this dlc is bad
by jobeism April 30, 2023
Having finished his bowel movement, Sebastian rejoined the party. Minutes later, he let out a smelly, good sounding fart. He told everyone, "It's just some afterbirth."
by The Stain March 29, 2007
Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn April 29, 2011
A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
by blahpers May 4, 2011