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The God of Mischief. Rightful King of Jotunheim. From and born on Jotunheim, home of the Frost Giants. Raised on Asgard as the prince and only learning his true identity (as a Frost Giant) when he comes in contact with the Tesseract. He originally has blue colored skin with markings and dark red eyes but as a baby he changed his appearance to look like an Asgardian: caucasian skin with blue eyes (and no is eyes are not green as people like to say, when watching the movies he’s in in HD you’ll see that in all of them he has blue eyes). But he always has black slicked back hair that soon grows to shoulder length.
Loki Laufeyson is the hottest MCU character.
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by Kacchan_420_277 January 02, 2020

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Loki Laufeyson of Asgard.
Loki is our Rightful King.
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Something that Loki Laufeyson is burdened with.
“I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

-Loki Laufeyson of Asgard
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Something that a lot of things are not.
Nothing in this world is affordable anymore.
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A person with a dick that won’t go erect.
Boy #1: So how was he?
Boy #2: Horrible. He was a total Flopdoodle.
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She is a funny and caring person but never get on her bad side. If you hurt her in any way she will get revenge because she doesn’t take people’s shit. If you are dating a Natalia make sure to shower her with kindness, love, and affection. If you are nice to her she will treasure you with all her heart. She is one of the most beautiful creatures in the world. She has her own opinions and hates people who judge her and other people like her. If your dating a Natalia never let go of her, you’ll regret it.
Person 1: Have you seen Natalia today?
Person 2: Unfortunately, no. I hope she’s well.
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Ok, let me get this straight, it’s a number that symbolizes a woman sucking a guys dick while that guy is also eating her pussy. Usually when a woman lays on top of the man with her face facing his dick and her pussy near his face.
They did the good ‘ole 69.
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