A lazy-eyed kid who thinks he’s cock of the walk, gets unnatural luck with chicks but both doesn’t know how to kiss and can’t think of a good date idea, so you can guess how that always ends...
Can’t believe Adog blew his shot with Hannah, if only he hadn’t let her be the one to make the first move!
the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet
SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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