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A lazy-eyed kid who thinks he’s cock of the walk, gets unnatural luck with chicks but both doesn’t know how to kiss and can’t think of a good date idea, so you can guess how that always ends...
Can’t believe Adog blew his shot with Hannah, if only he hadn’t let her be the one to make the first move!
Adog by maxmofo June 25, 2020
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It’s a dog that is a dog also meaning drug cartel
Yo yo adog gimme that good stuff-Jacob Poucher
Adog by adogggg September 16, 2019

adog mobile 

the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.
(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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mcafee a dog

Expression of extreme sexual arousal. Popular 4chan phrase inspired by John McAfee's claims of mdpv triggered bestiality with canines.
"I'm so horny I could McAfee a dog!!"
mcafee a dog by stuffit69 March 11, 2013

Rape a dog 

An idiom used by the people of Edmonton, a city located in Alberta, Canada. Its meaning is to "just have fun" regardless of legality or consequences.
Chad: "What are you guys thinking, should I smoke weed or go out on a date tonight?"
Sheen: "Rape a dog."
Chad: "Aight."
Rape a dog by Wargaming November 1, 2022

Pull like a dog 

Can be used when analogizing an exerted effort for achieving an insurmountable goal
Close the eyes and pull like a dog
Pull like a dog by #PullLikeADog August 12, 2016