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Adogtion

When the normal human desire for raising children is instead displaced towards a canine.
Kelly: I mean, we’re so lonely, you know, but the apartment is so tiny, and we can’t afford a kid.
Jane: wow sucks … have you considered adogtion?
by Dogter Phil August 6, 2022
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Adoption

An "adoption" in chess is when one player beats another 10 in a row in the same time control, with no draws.
An adoption occurred on Chess Grandmaster Eric Hansen's twitch stream when he was challenged by Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura and proceeded to lose ten games in a row to Hikaru.
by VictoryCondition March 5, 2019
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
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reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.
Those children where from reverse adoption.
by ni2k December 31, 2010
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Suprise Adoption

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
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online adoption

Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.
You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers
by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020
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