Adobea 

A really kind friend who is always there for you :)

person 1: Omg Adobea is so nice isn't she!
person 2: ikr!!

Adobea by meepmmmmmmm November 1, 2021

Adobe Wan Kenobi 

Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.

Wow, that guy is really awesome, he's like a real life Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Adobe Wan Kenobi by abarrach February 4, 2010

ADOBE 

If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).

ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.

ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.

ADOBE by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Adobe Flash 

Adobe Flash (also called Adobe Flash Player, or just simply Flash), is an online game engine/runner/player. Flash was released on Jan 1st, 1996. Flash has been used nearly everywhere on the internet, and one of the most recognizable uses is for video games. You may have seen websites like Kongregate or Newgrounds, for example. There are tens of thousands of flash games on the internet, on many different websites. Flash can also be used for videos and animations.

Adobe Flash will end support in December of 2020.

Time to play my favorite Flash game!
Flash games are so nostalgic...
Aw, I'm sad that Adobe Flash is getting killed.

Adobe Flash by IYM March 16, 2020

adobe flash gambit

When an inadvertent right mouse click causes the menu to pop up on an Adobe Flash window, causing the user to lose control of whatever application they were using, as popularized by online chess personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

Jerry thought he'd finally taken down the wolfman, but then he got hit with an Adobe Flash Gambit and he was done for.

adobe flash gambit by JohnMatt December 23, 2014

Adobeism 

- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "

Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "

Adobeism by DocMcDupps June 24, 2019

Adobe flash 

Something that dies today, we will miss you Flash, you made so many great games run for us. but now shitty HTML5 will replace it.
R.I.P flash player.

Jim: did you know that chrome is killing adobe flash soon?
Jarad: at least ill seen him up here wit me.

Adobe flash by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) December 31, 2020