Adeq 

an adeq is a guy with greasy hair, meaty fingers, gross personality and voice and hideously ugly. adeq looks like a mutant experiment from area 51 shrek rat all at once and he's also very stupid. he's a -100/10 and every girl runs away from him unless she isn't paid my his so called friend, Diegosica. adeq is so disgusting that when he is sick, he can't vomit because the vomit is scared to come out. adeq can't go for a walk alone because people would call 911, and if a policeman sees adeq, he'll just resign from his job. adeq is useless.

person a: EWW WHAT'S THAT?! IS THAT A MUTANT? IS THE MUTANT APOCALYPSE STARTING!?
person b: chill out, that's just adeq

Adeq by Anais🩷🌙 November 28, 2023

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials by a clikkie May 4, 2019

delusions of adequacy 

An insult suggesting that someone is not only sub-standard, but that he is incorrect by thinking that he is even up to par. A play on delusions of grandeur.

Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, Carl nonetheless suffered from delusions of adequacy.

delusions of adequacy by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

hey, that's mildly adequate! 

A phrase used when you want to give someone props for something that isn't even "pretty good", but isn't quite bad either. It's just barely passable, and therefore "mildly adequate"

Ben: "What do you think?"

Tom thinks to self: Well, it wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad...

Tom: "Hey, that's mildly adequate!"

hey, that's mildly adequate! by YupIGuessSo May 17, 2017

Adequate Player Combo 

In Halo 2 or 3, the dual wielding of a plasma rifle and an SMG. The name derives from the Noob Combo, which in the Plasma pistol and SMG, but it is not nearly as cheap. Thus you went from being a "Noob" to an "Adequate Player." This was much more true for Halo 2, where the name was originated, but it still is true and carried over to Halo 3.

Adequate Player: "Oh man, I just buttraped those 2 guys with my Adequate Player Combo."

Nublet: "L0L, 1 jus7 pwn3d 7h47 goay w17 me zup3r m4n cl0mb1fa710n!"

Adequate Player Combo by Patriotic Kitty July 14, 2009

adequate health care 

An urban legend of the USA.

Man, I've heard of adequate health care. It'd be so cool if it was real!

adequate health care by The Kid Queen September 22, 2009

adequate tittage 

A phrase that is used to note the sufficiency of something or someone. Most often, the phrase is a spoken as a sentence of its own, with neither words leading up to it nor following it.
Also can be used as an adjective synonymous to 'average', or to express mild satisfaction or approval. It can also be used to ironically express a great magnitude of satisfaction or approval. In such instances, the word 'some' precedes the phrase.

More accurately, it can be used as the English version of the French phrase, "comme ci comme ça". Of course, it does not translate to that (it translates to 'so-so'), but it may as well.

Despite the phrase's lewd etymology, it is rarely used to describe breasts.

Student 1: "I got a C- on my Calculus quiz!"
Student 2: "Some adequate tittage."

*a man hears the robust sound of an engine's roar*
Man: "Adequate tittage."

Person 1: "Remember when Family Guy was funny? 'Cause I don't."
Person 2: "Adequate tittage."
Person 1: "Are you talking about my joke or the show?"
Person 2: "Sorry, did you say something? I was just talking about your sister."

adequate tittage by bonedryhumorous January 4, 2012