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Acousticism 

When you have one brain cell and you don't use it.
The bro is wearing sandals at work, he has acousticism ( I want to smell his feet ).

Scrotal Acoustics 

The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.
The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.
Scrotal Acoustics by Khristof October 21, 2004

Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!

ass acoustics 

Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.
- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.
ass acoustics by pkon March 30, 2008

Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.
Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.
Bowl Acoustics by Done it all dave December 5, 2022

acousticize 

to change a song from electric guitar to acoustic guitar, with making appropriate miscellaneous changes
The band acousticized the song so they could play it at the cafe.
acousticize by JCast January 19, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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