Ackermanism 

When something is one thing and another thing at the same time. When you have money but don't have money, when you can do what you want but cannot

I might be feeling Ackermanism; I have strict parents, but they are not strict

Ackermanism by Liquefy7822 July 26, 2023

Ackermanosis 

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

Ackermanosis by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011

Mikasa.ackermans.gf 

A way to address very cool people

They are defenitely Mikasa.ackermans.gf

Mikasa.ackermans.gf by Chiwwy_frost April 7, 2021

ackermansexual 

somebody that is only attracted to Ackerman (mostly Levi)

-Do you have a boyfriend?
- No, i’m in love with Levi Ackerman

- Oh so you are ackermansexual

ackermansexual by pusjka December 25, 2020

ackermansarebae

U CANT TELL ME U DONT LOVE HER🤤🤤🤤 no but fr she is so nice AND SHE PRETTY, anyways she likes AOT and she thinks cats > dogs 😍😍😍😍😍

ackermansarebae is better then everyone I know irl 🤕

ackermansarebae by Tit piss March 18, 2021

ackermansslut 

the motherfucking that seems allergic to missing, like will this mf ever miss? like i- i would say im waiting for them to miss but imma afraid imma be waiting forever.

yo you said they right all the time? the probably an ackermansslut.

ackermansslut by ali3nf4iry March 16, 2021

ackermansgirlfriend 

ackermansgirlfriend is the sexiest person alive, she is rlly funny and she deserves more followers on tik tok.If you don't follow her you are not hot. She is girlfriend of Levi Ackerman, Hange Zoe, Mikasa Ackerman and almost every other aot character. She's also girlfriend of almost every bsd character.

"OMG! ackermansgirlfriend just followed me! "
"YOU'RE SO LUCKY SHE'S LITERALLY THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER"

ackermansgirlfriend by jina andrejevic March 24, 2021