Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

Ackermanosis by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011

Mikasa.ackermans.gf

A way to address very cool people

They are defenitely Mikasa.ackermans.gf

Mikasa.ackermans.gf by Chiwwy_frost April 7, 2021

ackermansexual

somebody that is only attracted to Ackerman (mostly Levi)

-Do you have a boyfriend?
- No, i’m in love with Levi Ackerman

- Oh so you are ackermansexual

ackermansexual by pusjka December 25, 2020

ackermansarebae

U CANT TELL ME U DONT LOVE HER🤤🤤🤤 no but fr she is so nice AND SHE PRETTY, anyways she likes AOT and she thinks cats > dogs 😍😍😍😍😍

ackermansarebae is better then everyone I know irl 🤕

ackermansarebae by Tit piss March 18, 2021

ackermansslut

the motherfucking that seems allergic to missing, like will this mf ever miss? like i- i would say im waiting for them to miss but imma afraid imma be waiting forever.

yo you said they right all the time? the probably an ackermansslut.

ackermansslut by ali3nf4iry March 16, 2021

ackermansgirlfriend

ackermansgirlfriend is the sexiest person alive, she is rlly funny and she deserves more followers on tik tok.If you don't follow her you are not hot. She is girlfriend of Levi Ackerman, Hange Zoe, Mikasa Ackerman and almost every other aot character. She's also girlfriend of almost every bsd character.

"OMG! ackermansgirlfriend just followed me! "
"YOU'RE SO LUCKY SHE'S LITERALLY THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER"

ackermansgirlfriend by jina andrejevic March 24, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026