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accepto admine 

astia de pe clanu mafiei hate sunteti niste terminati
accepto admine ben 10 cabral
accepto admine by scar493 August 20, 2019

Fat Acceptance Movement 

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.

Acceptance 

This is the stage of grief where you experience death, whether from Life, a relationship, a job, a dream, etc. The stage of acceptance is where there is no ill will toward anyone. No regrets. No sadness. No desperation. You have accepted the fact that all that has come before this moment was there to teach you something. To propel you forward. It is all good.
This is the final countdown. I hear the guitars strumming. I am in total acceptance.
Acceptance by #whileyoucan February 28, 2015

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.
Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

Challenge Accepted

A saying that shall be used in a situation where someone or something says a definite statement you disagree with.
Teacher: This cannot be done the night before.
Student: Challenge Accepted.

Box of forks: UNBREAKABLE FORKS
User of forks: Challenge Accepted.
Challenge Accepted by Hebegebees January 22, 2011

Fuck you for not accepting my word

Fucking assholes not accepting my definition. And hell yeah! i take it personally. Bitches!!
urban dictionary: Sorry Sir. May I suck your penis?
Me: You're not worth it. Fuck you for not accepting my word
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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