Accoladian

A person(s), who in terms, believe they are contributing and/or doing a lot, but in other terms, are actually doing the bare minimal.

All he does is take the trash out but acts like the man of the house, what an accoladian.

I obviously can’t tell this acca nothing, 6 years of college to major in a job you won’t apply for gives you all the accolades.

Accoladian by RoyalNellz February 2, 2023

Accordian 

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

Accordian by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Rusty Accordian 

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position

Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian

Rusty Accordian by R.M.C, October 23, 2008

Accordian 

Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian

Accordian by Chilly Palmer February 21, 2009

accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...

The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

accordian thief by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Accordian 

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."

Accordian by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

accordianated 

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!

accordianated by drm310 February 20, 2009