Avalon_the_Infected's definitions

scag

1. Drugs, as reffered to by a junkie.
2. Someone who never has anything they need, and has to constantly borrow from other people although they have no intentions of returing said item.

1. {sniff, twitch} "D..d...d...dude! Gotta get that scag!"
2. Savannah, the stupid scag: "Hey Angel, can I borrow your backpack?"
Angel: "No, fucking SCAG!"

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

blaher

Someone from another country who has E.S.L and talks to you everytime you get on a internet messanger program, without even giving you time to blink. They often ask a lot of useless questions such as "What time is there?", " Do you go to school?", and "What's the weather like there?" No matter how often they talk to you, their questions never seem to change.

paolo_ped2001: what time is it there?
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

I'm a Sauceror! Me, me, me!!

"I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!!" is the call of a n00b, no doubt. No official Sauceror would ruin their mystical attitudes with this horrid call of noobness. If you here this call, ignore it. It is most likely some stupid Basillusionist or Bay Leaf Brujo.

You walk into the Haunted Pantry. Suddenly, you are approached by a stupid looking boy with a pan on his head. "Hey," he say," I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!" You pull out your tenderizing hammer and beat him unconsious.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

disco bandit

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...

The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005