Someone from another country who has E.S.L and talks to you everytime you get on a internet messanger program, without even giving you time to blink. They often ask a lot of useless questions such as "What time is there?", " Do you go to school?", and "What's the weather like there?" No matter how often they talk to you, their questions never seem to change.
paolo_ped2001: what time is it there?
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 01, 2005
by Avalon_the_Infected April 07, 2005
1. Drugs, as reffered to by a junkie.
2. Someone who never has anything they need, and has to constantly borrow from other people although they have no intentions of returing said item.
2. Someone who never has anything they need, and has to constantly borrow from other people although they have no intentions of returing said item.
1. {sniff, twitch} "D..d...d...dude! Gotta get that scag!"
2. Savannah, the stupid scag: "Hey Angel, can I borrow your backpack?"
Angel: "No, fucking SCAG!"
2. Savannah, the stupid scag: "Hey Angel, can I borrow your backpack?"
Angel: "No, fucking SCAG!"
by Avalon_the_Infected March 31, 2005
If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.
With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 02, 2005
Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"
UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "
UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "
by Avalon_the_Infected March 31, 2005
"I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!!" is the call of a n00b, no doubt. No official Sauceror would ruin their mystical attitudes with this horrid call of noobness. If you here this call, ignore it. It is most likely some stupid Basillusionist or Bay Leaf Brujo.
You walk into the Haunted Pantry. Suddenly, you are approached by a stupid looking boy with a pan on his head. "Hey," he say," I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!" You pull out your tenderizing hammer and beat him unconsious.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 02, 2005
With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
by Avalon_the_Infected April 02, 2005