Definitions by Avalon_the_Infected
Cushy Muffins
Cushy Muffins by Avalon_the_Infected April 7, 2005
cabbage squirrel
Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1] The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2] You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.
{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"
cabbage squirrel by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
blaher
Someone from another country who has E.S.L and talks to you everytime you get on a internet messanger program, without even giving you time to blink. They often ask a lot of useless questions such as "What time is there?", " Do you go to school?", and "What's the weather like there?" No matter how often they talk to you, their questions never seem to change.
paolo_ped2001: what time is it there?
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
blaher by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
I'm a Sauceror! Me, me, me!!
"I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!!" is the call of a n00b, no doubt. No official Sauceror would ruin their mystical attitudes with this horrid call of noobness. If you here this call, ignore it. It is most likely some stupid Basillusionist or Bay Leaf Brujo.
You walk into the Haunted Pantry. Suddenly, you are approached by a stupid looking boy with a pan on his head. "Hey," he say," I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!" You pull out your tenderizing hammer and beat him unconsious.
I'm a Sauceror! Me, me, me!! by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
disco bandit
Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?
The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
disco bandit by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
pastamancer
If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.
With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.
pastamancer by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
turtle tamer
They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
turtle tamer by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005