accordianated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!

by drm310 February 20, 2009

Accordian

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

Accordian

Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian

by Chilly Palmer October 17, 2008

Accordian

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."

by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

Accordianing

When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.

"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"

by Orchestral Sexual Positions April 14, 2010

Accordian

The greatest Dutch music ever played.

by Weird Al April 30, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003