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Accidote 

When something unexpected happens and it turns out to be a good thing.
"I accidoteally woke up a bit late to make breakfast. Bam! Work was supplying food because it's a holiday." "Oop, I was supposed to take the next exit. Well, my accidote, I suppose I could pick up something extra at the store. " "Miracle! What a blessing! Wait, that's not a loaf of bread being magically converted into enough food to feed the world -- that's just five dollars that accidotally forgot about having in my Winter coat."
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Accidorpus 

Accidorpus are events in time when something happens that is both on accident, and on purpose, but not "Accidentally-on-purpose". The distinction is when something actually being on purpose would undermine the accidentally part, that then would be accidorpus.

An accidorpus event is measured as being 15 Bernard units. Because there are parallel continuities where the event could either be just on purpose, just on accident, or just "accidentally-on purpose".
Laughing at a joke, that you decided NOT to laugh at, would be accidorpus. Because purposely laughing at the joke would be not really laughing at all.
Accidorpus by D.R.? May 14, 2010

accidouchely 

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche
by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"
accidouchely by Pkenny April 4, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016