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Accidote 

When something unexpected happens and it turns out to be a good thing.
"I accidoteally woke up a bit late to make breakfast. Bam! Work was supplying food because it's a holiday." "Oop, I was supposed to take the next exit. Well, my accidote, I suppose I could pick up something extra at the store. " "Miracle! What a blessing! Wait, that's not a loaf of bread being magically converted into enough food to feed the world -- that's just five dollars that accidotally forgot about having in my Winter coat."
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Accidorpus 

Accidorpus are events in time when something happens that is both on accident, and on purpose, but not "Accidentally-on-purpose". The distinction is when something actually being on purpose would undermine the accidentally part, that then would be accidorpus.

An accidorpus event is measured as being 15 Bernard units. Because there are parallel continuities where the event could either be just on purpose, just on accident, or just "accidentally-on purpose".
Laughing at a joke, that you decided NOT to laugh at, would be accidorpus. Because purposely laughing at the joke would be not really laughing at all.
Accidorpus by D.R.? May 14, 2010

accidouchely 

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche
by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"
accidouchely by Pkenny April 4, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026