Accidentanal 

Accidentally giving someone anal. When you are not in any way intending to have sex with them but anal intercourse occurs.

"Yo man, how was that gig you went to last night?"

"Kind of weird. Someone spiked my drink with viagra, and then I was crushed up against this person in front of me, and accidentanal occurred."

"That is weird. What did they do?"

"He said he didn't mind. I think he was gay."

"It was a guy? Oh, shit man."

Accidentanal by Accidentanal_Rapist May 13, 2010

Accidental Adult 

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Accidental Text on Purpose 

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

Accidental Text on Purpose by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

accidental thumb 

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

accidental thumb by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

accidental dolphin 

when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you accidently put your dick in her ass and she goes eh oh eh oh...like a dolphin.

So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.

accidental dolphin by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

Accidental Troll 

Unlike a Troll, who deliberately intends to cause maximum disruption and argument, An Accidental Troll, is a normal user who speaks their mind a little TOO much through forums, and accidentally gives off the impression that they are a Troll, when clearly, they have little/no time and have a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Hey, that guy is Trolling, ban his ass!

Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.

Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!

Accidental Troll by WheelchairConfinedTurd January 26, 2010

accidentally on purpose

as if by accident, but really on purpose

They started the fire accidentally on purpose.

accidentally on purpose by Light Joker May 1, 2006