Absofugginlutely

100% more reassuring than absolutely! Total agreement with, heck yeah!

Would you like to snikle my girlfriend? Absofugginlutely!

Absofugginlutely by Joebud777 January 20, 2026

absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

Absofrigginlutely 

Absolutely, with extreme or sarcastic emphasis.

"You wanna hang out tonight?"
"Absofrigginlutely."

Absofrigginlutely by aerosol October 15, 2003

absofukinlutely 

fukin absolutely basically meanin REALLLy absolutely

comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever

Now used as common day language

Will you pin this on the wall for me?
Absofukinlutely

Will you be on the basketball team?
Absofukinlutely

Will you brush my teeth for me?
Absofukinlutely

absofukinlutely by Nisha October 23, 2004

absofuckinlutely 

In "Sex and the City, this is the defining phrase in Big's Character. This is also his last word to Kerry on the last episode, with the exception of his call to her that reveals his real name.

Kerry: Would you like to come up?
Big: Absofuckinlutely!

absofuckinlutely by Ashpuff May 13, 2005

Absofuckinlutely 

A without a doubt affirmative.

So you think I should have stood my ground?

Absofuckinlutely!

Want to go to the game?

Absofuckinlutely!

Would you sleep with that girl/guy?

Absofuckinlutey!

Absofuckinlutely by Loui2012 April 10, 2012