Skip to main content

absofrickinlutely 

A key phrase for quite possibly the manliest of all men, Al Bundy.
"Do you hate your wife Al?"
"Abosfrickinlutely"
absofrickinlutely by MSJ February 8, 2004
Words you can keep

absofrickinlutely 

1. a reinforced expression of "absolutely"
2. expression of unquestionable doubt
1. "That chick is absofrickinlutely amazing that I want to jump her bones."

2. "You sure that is the man in the photograph?" "Absofrickinlutely!"
absofrickinlutely by weakspirit March 20, 2003

absofrickinlutely 

adv. something that is most definitely going to happen

combination of absolutely and frickin
"Are you going to come visit me this weekend?"

"Absofrickinlutely!"
absofrickinlutely by BK&MITT October 9, 2011

absofuckinlutely 

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.
Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!
absofuckinlutely by Batman November 9, 2001

Absofuckinlutely 

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.
Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.
Absofuckinlutely by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

absofreakinlutely 

a definate yes, but more.
are you watching waynes world?
absofreakinlutely!
absofreakinlutely by B irwin January 2, 2008

Absofreakinlutely 

Absolutely with enthusiasm and passion regarding the subject at hand
"I absofreakinlutely want to go to the Springsteen concert next week!"
Absofreakinlutely by Dale Gustafson September 10, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next