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Abshier 

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A man who runs away from a bar of soap and shampoo. He uses his sweat as hair gel to keep it slick with style. Who's afraid of the dark so he sleeps in his bed with his mother. Feels entitled to free handouts. The first one in line at company or family functions without contributing. A man who would impregnate there cousin. A man who is a virgin but make up stories about sex with women.
We always have a abshier at every family reunion.
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absher 

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A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
absher by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016
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abshiro 

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Abshiro one of the most beautiful people on the planet. She will be so kind to you if you are back but if you are mean to her prepare to hide in your room for the rest of the day abshiro is the most taleneted girl you will ever meet she always makes a person smile even when they are upset. Make sure to have a abshiro in your life.
Person 1: look at the girl stick up to someone
Person 2: that's probably a abshiro
abshiro by Ahsksllansba July 12, 2018

Ashier 

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They are known for supporting shite teams (uhmm *cough* *cough* Chelsea) . They love eggs so much so be sure to present one to them. They are known for their love for cold temperatures so if you ever want to find one you'll see them in abundance in Antarctica, Alaska or your friend's refrigerator. He's not that high on entertainment so you cant Netflix but you for sure can chill with him. They pretend to be Ash Ketchum & wear douche caps all the time.
"Hey bruh who is that dude wearing a Blue T-shirt eating eggs out in this cold?'

"Oh that's just Ashier "
Ashier by AzMoney07 July 30, 2019

abshir 

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abshir is hot frfr ong facts bro! no CAP XD
abshir by hexokage May 23, 2021

abshira

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The realest mf in your circle. Funny, outgoing, big hearted person. Prettiest baddest female. Hard working , self independent lady. Chases the bag not these n**** Short asf with nice shoe game. Can dress and pretty.
Abshira is the realest dawg in this bitchhh.
abshira by Candy store November 21, 2021

asshier 

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n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.
The clerk was talking on the phone and completely ignoring me. I waited there, while my, once frosty cold, can of soda started getting warm. Finally, I stated, "Asshier! Can I get some service before my soda starts boiling in this heat?"
asshier by Kallystie July 19, 2010
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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