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Zach absher 

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys
zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna
Zach absher by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
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Jared Absher 

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

Absternity 

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”
Insanely good Underground rapper. D.C native and part of the Unspoken Heard and Blue Black. Unlike most rappers today, his lyrics actually mean something...important. Brings hope to the rap community.
John: You ever watch Boondocks on adultswin?
Mike: Yeah dude, show rocks.
John: True, True, and the theme song fucking rocks!
Mike: Fucking right, that's Asheru spitting that shit.
asheru by Dalty September 10, 2007

asher angel 

the sweetest, most adorable actor of all times. he acts, sings, and contributes to charities. he stars as jonah beck in the disney tv show andi mack, and will play billy batson in shazam
have you seen the new and mack?
yeah, asher angel was so adorable in it.
asher angel by puppygoose February 14, 2018

asherons call 

An excellent MMORPG developed by Turbine and Published by Microsoft.

When it was first released the game was moderately popular for many years and was of much greater quality than Evercamp. It had many brilliant and innovative ideas such as the Allegance System and the Updates which added new content to the game every month. However, the updates were eventually the death of the game as the morons added so many high level creatures to the game that it became to dangerous to walk five feet out of any town unless you were over level 100. What were they thinking?

The Sequel to this game was extremely similir to the original game except that it had slightly better graphics and all the good features were removed. In other words the sequel sucked. Hopefully if there is ever a another sequel to this wonderful game then the developers will have the sense to bring back the original Character system, magic and other excellent features from the original that the last game lacked.
Asherons call is the best MMORPG I have ever played. Although if I had spent a few more weeks with Anarchy Online I might have changed my mind.
asherons call by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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