Absextion 

A combination of Objection , Exception, and Ali.

As in: Ali is confused, there is no Absextion!

Synonyms: Final. Perminent, unargueable.

Antonyms: Catcceptiance- A combination of Acceptance, Compliance, and Cat

"There is no Absextion to the rules, it may be facual it may be true"

Absextion by Ali February 12, 2004

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

war of atextion

A war of attrition, via text:
When two people are texting each other, usually from late evening to the wee hours of the morning. The victor is the person to have sent the last text, the loser having succumbed to exhaustion and failed to respond.

1. "I thought I pwnd that war of atextion, but when I woke up I had one new message."

war of atextion by iSlur February 19, 2009

abjection 

noun. the dramatic human reaction (horror, fainting, vomiting) to something inherently disgusting or threatening.

According to Julia Kristeva, it is caused by a breakdown in meaning caused by the loss of distinction between subject and object, or self and other.

Something that causes abjection is described as 'abject' (adjective). It can also be reffered to as 'the abject' (noun).

That decomposing corpse causes sever abjection!

Her abjection consisted of projectile vomiting.

abjection by bleedingdollies November 16, 2006

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

Self Absortion Rate (SAR) by rperazag June 29, 2010

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

absession by aboood January 22, 2010

absentini

An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.

Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.

absentini by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010