A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

Abused Puppy Syndrome by hoboace October 21, 2007

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sexually aroused

when something or someone has "turned you on" so much that you want to hump anything that moves litrally, or just when your dick gets so hard all the blood goes from your head

Ah when that girl got naked, i got so sexually aroused that my cock tore a hole in my boxers ,,

sexually aroused by olliebryant April 13, 2007

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sexually abused

Being the victim of any type of sex crime, such as rape, sexual assault, sexual manipulation, or child sexual abuse (not intended to be a full list). Most often imposed severe mental pain or trauma to the victim. an unspeakable crime.

"Lauren was sexually abused as a child"

sexually abused by whoisemma May 1, 2015

Used and Abused

When a girl is used only for a guys sexual pleasures.. And it usually ends with the guy slapping his cock on her face.

Kara: Are you and Jake going out yet?
Kelsey: No, I was used and abused!

Used and Abused by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008

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abused kids

a kid who gets his ass beat by his parents and kids at school then when he grows up it continues.

no daddy , don't said sal to his father, don't hit me again. ( abused kids)

abused kids by bo3d September 16, 2007

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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