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A very cute dinosaur. She also likes teddy bears. An infectious animal from Afghanistan. a person who will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. Someone who could be in jail, but wouldn't remember how they got there.

Will steal all the dental floss and lemons in your house. The very common species is found in New England areas, they are mostly knows for the strange behaviors of staring and making there preditor feeling sad and dissapointed, these species also usually pretend to be jewish to get out of very tight situations, these wild beasts usually like teaching science classes and having very secret afairs with the Dlottis Maximus ( Look up dlott ), the Snyder are very territorial, by marking there territory the usually fling feces and bark, but most commonly, they have a giant circle and roll there feces into little balls and who ever has more balls of feces in the end claims the territory. These very strange animals are usually used for experiments and testing, there are many protest groups ( PETA ) who try to save these beasts.
Stacie: Abbi! Where have you been?
Abbi!: i was busy winning an award
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Where to start? She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and I mean that. She’s so funny, so unbelievably smart, so freaking caring and a little too nice. She never fails to make you feel better. She doesn’t even realize how much you need her or how much she means to you and you really wish she did. She deserves nothing but happiness and if I could give her every ounce of mine I would. She’s a total badass, she’s literally so hot. Too bad she doesn’t have the confidence yet to realize it. To any of the Abbi’s reading this, things will get better, you will be happy one day. Whatever you are going through right now just know that you are loved, even if you don’t believe. If it’s any consolation I want you here, I NEED you here, so please stay. I love you.
That girl is an absolute GODDESS, she must be an Abbi. :)
Abbi by Yoursillylitlesoulmate November 18, 2020
The sweetest, bubbliest, happiest, greenest, girl on earth. She can turn day into night with that beautiful smile of hers. She's gotta booty of a black girl. She has a heart of gold but can sure get an an attitude. Leave her alone in the morning or she just might bite your big toe off. Don't mess with Abbi or she'll tell ya whats up. You know it.
Look at that ass...Shes got an Abbi Ass.

Its getting dark in here, will you turn on the Abbi.
Abbi by BKayDub February 10, 2010
Abbi is a girl who is super smart, talented and probably the sweetest girl you have ever met. She is really funny, and polite ( most of the time) she is amazing!
If you meet an Abbi she wiasterly your heart
Abbi by supersweet16 April 11, 2015
A girl that may seem quiet but once you meet her she is way too loud and you want her to shut up!
Before you meet her -Oh my god Abbi's so quiet
After you meet her- SHUT THE FUCKUP ABBI!!
Abbi by HavePoptarts December 12, 2015
Happiest - and most bubbiliest - girl you are ever likely to meet. She always wants to have fun and has a true passion for all things animal related. Polite ( most of the time ) and a true adventurer. Do not speak to her in the morning she may bite your toe off and do not make her angry or she will make you regret it. Leads a good career path and is minted. She is almost all of the time happy but is not very good at showing it. If has a dream, she wants to achieve it and will do whatever it takes to accomplish it.
Abbi
Abbi by AnonymousJeff November 26, 2016
She is hot asf, has the biggest ass around, dtf for dayss
Look at Abbi's ass.
Abbi by deeznutz1212 May 13, 2015