ASSWW 

ASSWW (attention seeking short white women syndrome(, not to be confused with its cousin, little man syndrome, is found mostly in high schools. The first sign of this syndrome is physical appearance. Physical traits of the syndrome include; short stature, wide stature(usually the same width as height), and they are usually* white. Other ways to tell might be the subjects name. If their name is weirdly exotic, they might have this syndrome. Examples of ASSWW names include; Emerson, Malary, Leah, or maybe even Shaylyn. *The subject may also have a glaring underbite*. The final way to tell if a person has ASSWW, is their personality. They are loud, annoying, attention seeking, pick me, drama queens.

Me: hey you know that girl who's built like a turtle
Friend: yeah I know her.
Me: bro she is so annoying
Friend: yeah, she is, I think she has ASSWW
Me: oh!!!

ASSWW by AntoniousTheGreat August 31, 2022

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswipe 

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

Asswohl 

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.

Wow, what an asswohl

Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

ASSWHAFFLE 

Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015

I went over to the tiki bar looking for an Asswhaffle to help me scrape paint off of the hull of my boat.

ASSWHAFFLE by KEGGERS February 28, 2015