ASSWW

ASSWW (attention seeking short white women syndrome(, not to be confused with its cousin, little man syndrome, is found mostly in high schools. The first sign of this syndrome is physical appearance. Physical traits of the syndrome include; short stature, wide stature(usually the same width as height), and they are usually* white. Other ways to tell might be the subjects name. If their name is weirdly exotic, they might have this syndrome. Examples of ASSWW names include; Emerson, Malary, Leah, or maybe even Shaylyn. *The subject may also have a glaring underbite*. The final way to tell if a person has ASSWW, is their personality. They are loud, annoying, attention seeking, pick me, drama queens.

Me: hey you know that girl who's built like a turtle
Friend: yeah I know her.
Me: bro she is so annoying
Friend: yeah, she is, I think she has ASSWW
Me: oh!!!

by AntoniousTheGreat August 31, 2022