asscakes 

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

ASSCAKES 

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

ASSCAKES by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014

Asscake 

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

Asscake by Yoda November 30, 2004

ass cakes 

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

ass cakes by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

ass cakes 

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

ass cakes by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Asscake 

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

Asscake 

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009