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(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

asscakes by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

ASSCAKES by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014

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Asscake

A person who is a simple asshole.

That farm boy was just an asscake.

Asscake by Yoda November 30, 2004

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ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

ass cakes by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

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ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

ass cakes by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

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Asscake

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

Asscake by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

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Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

Asscake by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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