Are mine? 

The question that's always asked immediately after someone ELSE asks if their eyes are red, pupils are dialated or just any kinda fucked up due to whatever drug they did.

Hot Girl 1: Shit son! I have work in 5 minutes and they are SO gonna be able to tell how FUCKED UP I am. Are my pupils really small???

Hot Girl 2: I dunno. Are mine?

Hot Girl 1: Are mine?

Hot Girl 2: I dont know are mine? Well yeah yours are.. but that's what you get for snorting like 5 bags of dope before work.. BITCH!

Are mine? by dutchhoney February 24, 2009

Tonights' numbers are mine 

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

Tonights' numbers are mine by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

You are mine 

When your significant other tells you that you are theirs and only theirs

Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine

Boy: ok babe

Girl: 😊

You are mine by Mike the quiet one December 14, 2021

happyness dude those fries are mine 

These are my fries (said at a restaruant)

When someone asks you who's fries those are at mcdonalds
the correct response is "Happyness dude those fries are mine"

happyness dude those fries are mine by Faith E October 3, 2007

your balls are mine 

slang used in sports meaning that you will get the passes or balls goin towards a person

hey breana, your balls are mine.

your balls are mine by chris37 June 27, 2008

mine are bigger 

a running joke

mine are bigger

mine are bigger by shawty125462 December 14, 2021

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022