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Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."
ALAD by JohnLocke March 7, 2008
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Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."
ALAD by JohnLocke March 7, 2008
an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot
'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'
s..alad by quinmm June 12, 2021
the most awesome reptile to have ever existed on this planet.
Aladar in Disney's Dinosaur movie
Aladar by loungelizard February 5, 2010
Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
you are hiv-aladeen
Aladeen by aladeen December 10, 2012

Aladdin's Scarf 

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy
Aladdin's Scarf by Krustachos January 1, 2017
A person with great personality and treats a women like a queen and respects everybody equally
I just wanna be like alador, he have a great personality.
Nothing is more handsome than alador
Alador by Smartest of all time October 25, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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