Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."
by JohnLocke March 07, 2008
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Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.
"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."
by JohnLocke March 07, 2008
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A social term used when joking around with peers. It's essentially a synonym for the phrase, 'just kidding'.
"Oi Bryan, you got an E in your iMedia mock yesterday"
"Don't chat allow"
"Aladee, you clutched that C grade, b"
by TIBalade May 10, 2017
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A term for someone with those of salad fingers, or specimens that require an adjective to identify them as such. Often, such specimens are not only $alad, but $hmarmy as well.

Most often $alads apply to those who think of themselves as bears, bats, and/or spring chickens.
Guy 1: You are one fine specimen.
Guy 2: Well, I am a Spring Chicken.
Guy 1: Exactly, you're such a $alad.
by ChestnutBaticus November 12, 2010
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You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad
by $alad Tosser April 03, 2019
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A pretty face boy you know you want to have awesome sex with

But he is interested in nerdy stuff like games and reading
I Really like hardy , if only he wasn't such an alade
by Alhaja Baddy May 01, 2021
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an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot
'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'
by quinmm June 12, 2021
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