ak-47's

pure communism

ak-50 is the only semi acceptable ak is u own any ak-47's then ur a fu*king communism

ak-47's by lpokijuhygvfbdxwc November 23, 2020

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an [AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's

This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.

Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.

AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

AK Spray 

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.

"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."

AK Spray by TransMayernik April 23, 2005

AK-Special 

Noun. A type of shirt exposing no less than 6 inches vertically, 4 inches horizontally of the upper chest region, in a V neck shape.

That's a real nice AK-Special you have there, bro. I can totally see your chest beard.

AK-Special by thenast January 25, 2011

AK Schwavy 

An suburban white Male who drops N bombs and plucks his eyebrows. They are more prominently known for their hate on the rapper C!TY. Commonly have braces and terrible grammar

You're hating on C!TY again? Quit being such an AK Schwavy

AK Schwavy by Bar Simpson November 14, 2018

ak-shun 

1) action.
2) activity which is exciting, enjoyable, or otherwise stimulating.
3) sexual intercourse.

"I sure could go for some shrooms and duck hunt ak-shun."

ak-shun by dread grey January 10, 2004