club sped

Orally pleasuring someone who's mentally slow.

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

herky jerky

Motion sickness, or any other sickness, such as the flu, that induces nausea and vomiting.

Bob got the herky jerkies from riding in the back of the van.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

FPF

Simply, Fat Person Friendly. Refers to places and objects that can support the needs of the morbidly obese such as but not limited to chairs, hallways, and all-you-can-eat buffets. In recent years, FPF logic has really come into play because our population is exploding. Engineers now have to design hospitals to accomodate the gravitationally-challenged.

"Aww man. You drive a Geo Metro? That car isn't FPF."

by TransMayernik May 06, 2005

frosted

noun. Means to be stoned or baked. Comes from the glazed-over appearance that most who are stoned portray.

The crowd at Denny's at 2am on a Saturday morning is usually pretty frosted.

by TransMayernik November 29, 2005

farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

Ledbetter Heights

n. A place, usually in suburbia, that's an over-populated dump. Most small-town apartment buildings can be refered to as such.

"Joe lives out in Ledbetter Heights"

by TransMayernik May 10, 2005

Big Rubbery One

n. Something unpleasant. This term implies that whatever it is refering to is as bad as being anally fornicated with a 'big rubbery one'.

"I just got two cavities filled today. That dentist visit was definately a big rubbery one".

"This 9pm class is gonna be a big rubbery one."

by TransMayernik July 13, 2005