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All Journalists Are Commies
Man: I was talking to this girl I matched with last night

she seemed a bit overbearing but alright at first
then she told me she’s a Journalist so I told her to fuck up and unmatched

Woman:

Ye you made the right move
she’d probably try to sue you for carrying a gun in a parking lot or something
AJAC

Man: lol
AJAC by H3LLBRING3R December 3, 2020
Words you can keep
the act of adding excessive AJAX scripts to a website, without realizing its fancy Javascript in a buzzword name. (Asynchronous Javascript And XML.)
yahoo.com got AJACKed!
(end the loading times, please.)
AJACKed by northpark August 31, 2008
AJacular (adj) A' jak' u' lur: Fantastic to the point of near-orgasm, or beyond.

"Wow, that CD I borrowed the other day was AJacular!"

...this word is very useful in casual AND business conversation.
ajacular by AJ Perez September 30, 2006
the art of pouring 32 oz bottles of "AJAX" liquid hand wash into fountains and watching them bubble
Sir, your fountain has just been ajacked by a few dipshit kids.
ajacked by Jim and Chris July 8, 2003
a guy who gets credit for masturbating perfusly even though he or she doesn't have the ability.
ajacker by Anonymous September 30, 2003
A person you gets credit for mastyrbating perfusly even the they don't have the ability
Ajacker by Anonymous September 30, 2003
The act of throwing a party while you're parents go out to dinner.
Person 1: What did you do las tnight?
Person 2: Well my parents went kroger-ing so i pulled an Ajacks and threw a party.
AJacks by ChandlerBing May 27, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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