3 definitions by H3LLBRING3R
Upstate new yorker slang for a leftie who argues using dogma and programming and dismisses all evidence in favor of a pre-prepared “argument” usually consisting of “but (something already addressed is false) though so why are you still trying to assert this?” and without fail will attempt to change the subject or shut down the conversation with said “argument.” Due to this type of conversation avoidance being near identical to cult programming, the words “leftie” and “cultist” were fused together.
Donald: I just spent 45 minutes trying to argue with the new guy, why’s he so hard to talk to ya think?
Jenna: 200% a cultie, guy moved up from Jersey
Donald: Ah, that makes sense
Jenna: 200% a cultie, guy moved up from Jersey
Donald: Ah, that makes sense
by H3LLBRING3R July 16, 2021
All Journalists Are Commies
Man: I was talking to this girl I matched with last night
she seemed a bit overbearing but alright at first
then she told me she’s a Journalist so I told her to fuck up and unmatched
Woman:
Ye you made the right move
she’d probably try to sue you for carrying a gun in a parking lot or something
AJAC
Man: lol
she seemed a bit overbearing but alright at first
then she told me she’s a Journalist so I told her to fuck up and unmatched
Woman:
Ye you made the right move
she’d probably try to sue you for carrying a gun in a parking lot or something
AJAC
Man: lol
by H3LLBRING3R December 3, 2020
A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022