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We irritating

When an situation, action, or conversation causes the uncontrollable urge to place your hand over the top half of your face.
Friend: Kris and Bree got back together
Me: We irritating
We irritating by Fishtits August 13, 2019

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden 

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

we irritating

literally nO meaning
we irritating whether we're happy or sad, dumb or stupid, we just irritating..
friend: i just got fired...
me:we irritating 😂😂😂
we irritating by twittermemes__ March 20, 2019

Irritating mug 

An extremely annoying person. Also used in multiplayer online gaming for a person who is blocking you.
Tom is such an irritating mug. Yeah, tell me about it, total mug...

Hey, baconhair! Get out of my way, you irritating mug, I'm trying to shoot AngryHamster66
Irritating mug by The real Esky June 27, 2020

we irritating

when ur a dumbass so you explain why, using we irritating 👩🏻🤚🏻
gotta cover ur face with ur hand though >:(
no one:
me: we irritating 👩🏻🤚🏻 ehe
we irritating by peepeeass October 25, 2019

Irritating Cunt 

I was on a train to London and there were some “ irritating Cunts “ at the bar
Irritating Cunt by craftycockney September 9, 2018
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