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Asslighting 

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.
Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting 

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.
I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.
Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting 

When you fart and deny that you have done so.
I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.
Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

Asslighting 

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

Ambilightationism 

An feeling of unrestricted viewing glory, which occurs when you spend a lot of money on a Philips Ambilight home-cinema system. You shut the lights, and switch on the Ambilight system and bask in total viewing pleasure.
Kasim "What are you doing at the bank taking out so much money??"

Bha "I'm buying an Ambilight HDTV"

Kasim (after setup and install) "Woah, that's Ambilightationism for you."
Ambilightationism by BluBha February 21, 2009

asslighting 

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.
A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
asslighting by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020