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AGAW is an acronym for All Girls Are Whores
Johnny: Dude how's stuff going with your girlfriend?

Tom: She fuckin dumped me man!

Johnny: What'd i tell you bout that bitch? AGAW!

Tom: For sure man, AGAW for life!
AGAW by AGAWFTW October 8, 2010

Agawam high 2021 

A high school in Massachusetts that is completely ass. The teachers are amazing but the faculty is horrible and unfair. They'll punish the wrong person for doing the right thing. Don't wear a hat in front of Ms.Fayre, she may or may not take it depending on who you are. We aren't heroin high anymore, we're now somewhat popular thanks to marcus. I say this because Marcus whooped the fuck out of this kid Bryan. It was bad. All we have now in the school is the occasional libtard teacher who hears the word gun and sends the whole school into a lockdown. We're also the home of the dumbass who posted on Snapchat "who's ready for school" while holding his airsoft gun. Agawam ain't racist no more, and we don't have heroin. Just the rumors of a kid jacking off... Cough cough cam and another kid who had a crackpipe.
Agawam high 2021 seems even shittier than heroin high
Agawam high 2021 by Cspill69 February 23, 2021

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe
dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!
A stereotypical small Massachusetts town known for Six Flags New England, over-entitled senior citizens, and an outlook so bleak, the poverty-stricken city of Springfield across the Connecticut River has more potential.

Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.

Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.
If Boston is the Hub of Massachusetts, Agawam is the hemroid of the Pioneer Valley. Not Indian Orchard, not Chicopee: Agawam.
Agawam by TrotNixonFan March 4, 2013
a pretty lame town that only has about 40% of kids that are actually cool in it. oh, and it's known for six falgs new england. and that's it.
seriously.
i'm going to agawam! oh man, that's a bummer.
Agawam by Jesspanic April 11, 2008
A small gay town in Massachusettes. our wonderful high school is known as "heroine high". yup gotta love that shit. junior high is the shittiest school in the state im pretty sure. if you live here, your unlucky. i hate this fucking town. we have a lot of whores, not mentioning any names. cough cough rachel.......... yup. so yeah. agawam blows dong. google that shit pl0x.
oh let's go for agawam girls, they are whores! nice and easy!

im going to agawam! oh then we aren't friends anymore. bye.

fagawam! yayyyyyyy
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