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Affordable

Nothing in this world is affordable anymore.
by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020
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It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.
The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.
by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007
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Affordable Success

Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.
Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.
by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009
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affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death
aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)
by vital organ December 13, 2017
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AFFORDABLE BITCH

who wants to rip off the tag of being pretentious and ignorant, portraying herself as a girl next door with a goddess ego, but always fails to mask her real cheesy personality.
She tweets some chicken soup sentences along with a selfie. What an affordable bitch!
by weiweigege December 28, 2016
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Affordable housing

Theres not actually a lack of affordable housing (at least not in the South), or affordable housing being built, theres skyrocketing housing costs in what were once affordable houses. When growth is slow and steady (rather than skyrocketing and out of control), housing remains closer to affordable. Theres already been one real estate bubble that burst in recent history, the same people behind the bubble are the ones talking about a lack of affordable housing. People move to the South because its affordable, where the cost of living was high on the West Coast or up North.
When housing costs aren't skyrocketing, more pople can afford them, thus there is not a shortage of affordable housing. It's as simple as the dollar signs the people playing the real estate market envision to understand.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
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Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children.

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Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.
by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020
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