ADPA

Auditory Displays of Physical Attraction. Like PDAs, but behind closed doors with the sound making it clear to everyone in the building that someone is getting some action. After too many incidents becomes like an auditory version of PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection), and often bears a result equivalent to PD-AIDS, except that no one wants to even live in the same structure after experiencing their ADPA.

"I thought the PDAs were annoying, but I gotta admit, the ADPAs are so much worse...

ADPA by sheboarder June 9, 2011

adpauseum 

It is the bittersweet moment when the advertisements start on cable television and you select the pause button on the remote of the digital recorder. This moment usually occurs right at a poignant time of what you are watching and you feel mad that you have to wait but glad that you can pause, wait and then forward pass the commercials and end up in real time.

While watching a dramatic movie and just when you will find out "who did it", the commercials come on, bad ones at that, and instead of having to watch them or hear them, you pause and listen to the quietness of life, meditate, or converse with your partner. Then you fast forward at triple time. Ahh, adpauseum.

adpauseum by Suzanne Rose May 21, 2007

adpanires 

the cousins way of life

we love adpanires

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adpanires 

the cousins way of life

we have adpanires!

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adpanires 

the cousins way of life

we are adpanires

adpanires by your little snake September 29, 2020

adpanires 

the cousins secret world

we live in adpanires

adpanires by your little snake September 29, 2020