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A series of retarded thoughts and events being transmitted through music (ex; 6ix9ine) words (ex; I'm going to EAT water)
or texts messages (ex; especially from people with names related to Alex or Iris)
"FUCK! Can't you see my hands are in my nostrils!!!!"

"God damnit ADHAD is in his tunles again!"
ADHAD by ADHADISABIATCH.ORG December 30, 2018
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A disorder related to hyperactivity and distraction.

I have it, and I know I'm not an expert. I'm just saying, I speak from experience when I say it's freaking hard to get one thing done all at once. You usually get distracted by something else, and then eventually come back to that first task.
This doesn't mean you can't get something done, it just means that work typically takes a lot longer because you're inclined to go look something up or do something RIGHT that second. Hell, I'm procrastinating right now making this definition when I'm supposed to be doing biology homework.

I shouldn't even have to acknowledge these people, but to everyone who thinks that all people with ADHD are stupid are seriously wrong. Most people with ADHD are gifted.
Sometimes when you go out to night parties after your meds have worn off, you act hyper without noticing it. But it's fun hyper, not annoying hyper. At least that's what my friends tell me ;)
Anyway, sometimes the next day when you're on your meds again, you just remember glimpses of the previous night because everything was a big distracting, stimulating blur.
Oh, "ADHD". my example has to include the word apparently.
ADHD by Ruthie476293475. September 13, 2009
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ADHD is a very real disorder that stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. People with this disorder tend to have difficulty focusing on a certain task and sitting still.

Don't mistake them for being dumb though, in fact it's quite the opposite. Their thoughts tend to wander off, but it allows them to have an easier grasp at understanding a topic at different angles and allows them to question it deeper. Their thoughts just sometimes wander a bit TOO far off, giving their own little world.

They can definitely do the task at hand, they understand it perfectly, they just tend to get distracted.

Think of it this way. A normal person's mind is a dimly lit room, with a single flashing light telling them where to go. People with ADHD, however, have a mind filled with flashing lights, all telling them that each and every one of them are important. The person with ADHD can see the brightest light, and know that it's the one they must go to, but it's hard to tell with all the flashing beams because they all collide with the main one. Sometimes they think that they're following the right light, but realize later that they are off task and that they must get to the one that shines the brightest.
There was a whole other draft where both the definition and the examples were about 1000 words over the limit because every thing i said was me rambling about adhd and me constantly adding things to the stuff already written because my brain thought of it and then said to do it so i did it

it does that constantly

there's a mistake in the last sentence of the second paragraph because i went to write something else before finishing it before i forgot the idea completely and then came back to finish it with new ideas in mind

i just thought 10 things in the past 5 seconds and i forgot all of them because i decided that i was gonna write "i just thought of 10 things in the past 5 seconds."

Adhd! :)
ADHD by bitchyanon October 16, 2019

Ahad moment 

Ahad is a guy who tends to forget his text book and we use the term Ahad moment whenever he does. Now a universal term. Used for anything that happens
That’s a real ahad moment
Ahad moment by Momento bruh October 27, 2019
Adhara is the sweetest girl you will ever meet, she's charming and pretty naughty when she is in the mood. She is a really feisty girl and can talk really loud. Adhara has a beautiful voice and can sing so so so amazing! She's a pretty girl that every boy falls for her always...even her cousins. She likes to eat a lot and when she's on her period just don't fuck with her cuz she can get pissed really easily. She is pretty mature and can be the best girlfriend ever but don't treat her like shit or else...
Adhara loves to travel and learn new languages. Very skilled girl with instruments and likes to compose her own songs.
Loves her family and protects all of her friends no matter the circumstances. She is a really good girl, yall are very lucky if your friends name is Adhara, keep her forever...you would not regret it.
Him: Omagaaa Adharaaaa you're the best!!!
Her: I know ;)
Sociable,intelectually curious, a leader and also a follower, very loyal in his/her relationship
You look just like adha
Adha by Elyn's December 29, 2017
Something you should be looking up on Wikipedia or a medical website, not urban dictionary.
adhd by That guy d September 3, 2016
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