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When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.
Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.
aarping by katamos October 20, 2008
Word of the Day on June 22, 2011
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Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)
Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!
AARPing by Some wiseman November 13, 2017
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When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.
Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping
aarping by bamyo June 24, 2011

Aarington 

Just masturbates his problems away. Loves red heads.
" the red head doesn't like me I will become an Aarington,and masturbate my problems away."
Aarington by Galllie July 29, 2017

w_arping 

When a Special Operation Forces General abuses their position of authority to treat people disrespectfully and subsequently exposed by their own staff.
SOF General: we're changing the uniforms.
Head of Operations: how about we do a poll?
SOF General: sybau, we are not doing a poll.
Head of Operations: Sir, we already told you to stop w_arping!
Headquarters: General, we decided to fire you.
SOF General: ok
w_arping by IamRuz May 25, 2025
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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