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s.m.a.r.t. 

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out

acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.
s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011
An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice
Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!
S.M.A.R.T by Ramer November 3, 2007

s.m.a.r.t. 

S-Sexually
M-Molested
A-And
R-Raped
T-Twice

S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology.
S.M.A.R.T. homes use the Intenet of Things to keep tabs on what you watch, buy, like, and dislike.
S.M.A.R.T. by Irukanji May 27, 2019

S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.
Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.M.A.R.T. 

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little
S.M.A.R.T. by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016