s.m.a.r.t.

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out

acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.

Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.

s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011

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T-Twice

Man that guy is the .S.M.A.R.T.

s.m.a.r.t. by no one actually May 17, 2008

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S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology.

S.M.A.R.T. homes use the Intenet of Things to keep tabs on what you watch, buy, like, and dislike.

S.M.A.R.T. by Irukanji May 27, 2019

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An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007

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S.M.A.R.T.

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little

S.M.A.R.T. by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016

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S.M.A.R.T.

S.M.A.R.T. is short for “Surveillance Marketed As Retail Technology,” referring to devices sold as “smart” for convenience that also collect user data behind the scenes.

“When your TV starts recommending things too accurately, that’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”

“My TV knows what I want to watch before I do. That’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”

S.M.A.R.T. by ViewtifulChaos March 28, 2026

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An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice

Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!

S.M.A.R.T by Ramer November 3, 2007

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