A.S.C.A.N.S. 

Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.

Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.

A.S.C.A.N.S. by Q-$ November 9, 2008

C.A.N.S. 

The C.A.N.S. is an acronym for Crazy Ass Nigga Syndrome or also referred to as the 'Chris Tuckers'. This syndrome is often brought upon with the presence of THC or extreme moments of excitement. Symptoms are: Louder more high pitched voice, Screaming, and yelling.

Joey: "Man paka really had the C.A.N.S. last night, he wouldn't stop yelling after we ripped from that bong"

Wade:"Damn Chris Tucker sure had the C.A.N.S. in the movie, friday"

C.A.N.S. by paka322 July 27, 2009

N.A.S.C. 

An abbrieviation for the National Association of Student Councils, started in 1931 by Warren E. Shoals, originally from Indiana, at the time residing in Oklahoma. This association works to better student leaders across the nation and world.

The N.A.S.C. is sponsered by the N.A.S.S.P.

N.A.S.C. by smh1364 June 30, 2006

R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E. 

Real Uber Nice Epic Sweet Cool Awesome Pwnage... Epic

"Hey, I jus played R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E... u should join."

"Man, that football game was so R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E"

"Hmmm... Sounds like R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E out there."

R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E. by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

s n a c

Someone who is more litty than a kitty or is an overall boss! They are amazing and fun to be around. All the s n a c s have formed a gang.

I saw the s n a c coming towards me and got really excited that I peeded myself.

s n a c by Fox19 January 10, 2018

a s c e n d 

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

a s c e n d by qjns? April 7, 2019

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day 

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!

Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024