Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
by Q-$ October 27, 2006
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