A.O.A 

"Alive On Arrival"
contrary to DOA
when you are safe and sound just after someone tried to bump you off
when you survive, get by

gotta thank God, A.O.A ma'fukkas !!!

A.O.A by Swoopa February 26, 2009

o.a.o 

one and only

your my one and only gf (o.a.o)

o.a.o by hehhehehehsh June 19, 2022

M.O.A.O 

An an acronym meaning "Mother Of All Orgasms". Copied from the formula of MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs, or in the greatest game of all time, Mother Of All Bloons.).

"Seeing Yoshi's fat ass in that new hentai game is just a motherfucking recipe for a M.O.A.O."
"The gunplay in Modern Warfare just feels like a M.O.A.O compared to cold war."

M.O.A.O by 14637956857642236735 August 5, 2021

T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. 

Take Your Last Breath In The Arms Of A Girl/Guy

A phrase saved for when you've found that special someone you just wanna die next to.

Bro 1: Damn that girl is so hot.
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!

T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. by tomkaye August 23, 2018

I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

I want to kiss you a lot. Touch you all over. And lick you in your special spot.

Her: Hey boo
Him: I’m fine .. but you know what I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S by Your love interest January 21, 2023

B.A.D.O.A.K. 

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"

B.A.D.O.A.K. by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018

D.O.A 

Dead On Arrival. also see doa

So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -

I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.

D.O.A by intarwebz December 28, 2005