So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -

I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
by intarwebz November 24, 2005
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D.O.A is more street/gang slang with multiple variations , with some of those being, Dead On Arrival, Dominate Over Anyone, Dominate Over Anything.
me (1200 baby)- aye folkz we big CTV D.O.A
them- oh
by z6ned November 25, 2021
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Bruce was D.O.A, he had 20 Mac-10 shells in his chest
by ac January 31, 2004
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A gang meaning, Dominate Over All, or Dominate Over Anything.
by Gang Unit November 19, 2010
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Deteriorates On Approach

As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors August 19, 2005
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Deteriorates On Approach
Walking down the street and you think you see a good looking woman/man coming towards you, but as they get closer.....they get uglier!! hence they are a D.O.A!
by rabbit22 July 20, 2009
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a shitty ass not punk band.theyre a disgrace to canadian punk bands.
D.O.A can sit on this!AND ROTATE!
by slipknot hater February 13, 2004
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