So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -
I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -
I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
by intarwebz November 24, 2005
D.O.A is more street/gang slang with multiple variations , with some of those being, Dead On Arrival, Dominate Over Anyone, Dominate Over Anything.
by z6ned November 26, 2021
by ac January 31, 2004
ex 1: "So no one told ya life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap clap* your job's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's D.O.A"
-Friends theme
ex 2: "Down here you're D.O.A and you're here to stay, yeah you're stuck forever never get away, no hope for survival, you're dead on arrival
- D.O.A from the Lightning Thief musical
-Friends theme
ex 2: "Down here you're D.O.A and you're here to stay, yeah you're stuck forever never get away, no hope for survival, you're dead on arrival
- D.O.A from the Lightning Thief musical
by magna64 December 24, 2018
D.O.A is dominating MacArthur High School!
by Gang Unit November 19, 2010
Deteriorates On Approach
Walking down the street and you think you see a good looking woman/man coming towards you, but as they get closer.....they get uglier!! hence they are a D.O.A!
by rabbit22 July 20, 2009
Deteriorates On Approach
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors August 19, 2005