So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -
I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -
I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.
by intarwebz December 28, 2005

D.O.A is more street/gang slang with multiple variations , with some of those being, Dead On Arrival, Dominate Over Anyone, Dominate Over Anything.
by z6ned November 25, 2021

by ac January 31, 2004

ex 1: "So no one told ya life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap clap* your job's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's D.O.A"
-Friends theme
ex 2: "Down here you're D.O.A and you're here to stay, yeah you're stuck forever never get away, no hope for survival, you're dead on arrival
- D.O.A from the Lightning Thief musical
-Friends theme
ex 2: "Down here you're D.O.A and you're here to stay, yeah you're stuck forever never get away, no hope for survival, you're dead on arrival
- D.O.A from the Lightning Thief musical
by magna64 December 24, 2018

by Gang Unit November 22, 2010

Deteriorates On Approach
Walking down the street and you think you see a good looking woman/man coming towards you, but as they get closer.....they get uglier!! hence they are a D.O.A!
by rabbit22 August 01, 2009

Deteriorates On Approach
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors September 15, 2005
