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B.A.L.L.A.T 

B.A.L.L.A.T stands for bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys might shave their heads so that they get 0 bitches or to get rid of lice. Guys that have a name starting with J often shave their heads because of lice. Sometimes guys think they can shave away their problems, this is not true.
Girl: ew gross do you see Javi?
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.

h.o.l.l.a.n.d 

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies
end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

T H I C C W A L L E T 

Carrying too much cash on your person- to the point that your wallet won't close
I don't feel safe going out with this T H I C C W A L L E T tonight!

A.S.L.L.A. 

All State Liquor Laws Apply
Party at my house!!! A.S.L.L.A., BYOB!
A.S.L.L.A. by megachick16 January 21, 2009

L.l.a.f. 

(L.l.a.f.) better known as laugh like a fuck, is a term used when you are laughing so hard and so uncontrolabley you look, sound and are acting like a fuck. Usually happens when you are intoxiacted, high or very giddy.
" Jason was so drunk that when Sam told the really stupid joke he started to L.l.a.f. "
L.l.a.f. by Larry<3lovesaprude July 18, 2009

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good todayo.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”