A-wadd 

"Ass-wadd" similiar to "dick wadd" and "asshole" an adjective to describe someone who has "asshole" tendacies.

"You're such an "A-wadd" can you please stop telling people those things?!"

A-wadd by tortoise379 October 12, 2018

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

Cracking a Wadders by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

Pulling a waddle 

Making a complete mess of everything that he attempts to do.

Bloody Frank, pulling a waddle again.

Pulling a waddle by TheKetts December 6, 2018

walk wit a waddle

its when u get ur leg ran over by ur drunk bro and u have a fucked off walk

i walk wit a waddle because i wanted some rock

walk wit a waddle by beezy teezy January 26, 2009

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020