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Roll-a-tits

A collection of titty pics, sent from girls to guys, that guys keep to make fun of or masturbate to.
I just got the sexiest tit pic added to my roll-a-tits. Check this out!
Roll-a-tits by JimothyH January 30, 2016

Tits a Floppin 

Nickname given to a woman with jiggly boobs so big her shirt can hardly contain them.
Hey, have you seen the jiggly new waitress they hired? - Oh, you mean Tits a Floppin? I heard they had to call in Omar to make her blouse!
Tits a Floppin by momjobber October 18, 2010

Tits a poppin 

A phrase to describe a woman having no other redeemable qualities or otherwise noteworthy distinctions besides her abnormally large breasts

To describe something as being awesome
"Ole tits a poppin is really rocking those things at the end of the bar"

"That last game of Battlefield was pretty tits a poppin you guys"
Tits a poppin by bearflash April 10, 2012

tits a bit nipply outside 

a play on words with the phrase 'its a bit nippy outside.'
Tod: 'Man, tits a bit nipply outside'
Girlfriend: 'Excuse me honey?'
Tod: 'It's cold outside dear, and your nipples sticking through your shirt only adds to the effect.'
Girlfriend: 'Hehe :)'

tits-a-floppin 

(phrase): a term for female (or some male) mammary glands, often referred to as breasts, that are sagging to the floor due to the force of gravity and bounces in a flopping manner every time the owner of said glands are moving.

(n.): a nickname for someone whose tits are flopping
(phr): your grandma's tits-a-floppin and hit me in the face
tits-a-floppin by i like stuffffff February 23, 2009

Tits (a stoner poem) 

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee πŸ˜‚
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
"I'm too sober for this rn"
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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