2 definitions by momjobber

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 16, 2010

Nickname given to a woman with jiggly boobs so big her shirt can hardly contain them.

Hey, have you seen the jiggly new waitress they hired? - Oh, you mean Tits a Floppin? I heard they had to call in Omar to make her blouse!

by momjobber October 16, 2010