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pee a tee 

to pitch a tent, in other words, get a boner
As soon as the boy walked into the titty bar, he knew he was gonna pee a tee.
pee a tee by Caitle February 6, 2008

land-a-tee 

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
land-a-tee by El Sadado December 30, 2007

Pulling a Tee Time 

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

bruh moment a tee 

saying bruh but its more fancy
Girl: (is on twitter) did i ask?

Badass: (is offended woman because he said "women lil weird") (is going to roast) bruh moment a tee💀👽
bruh moment a tee by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i 

When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
No way really? Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

When ur hella excited for something so u say: Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.
Lezz goo Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.