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pee a tee 

to pitch a tent, in other words, get a boner
As soon as the boy walked into the titty bar, he knew he was gonna pee a tee.
pee a tee by Caitle February 6, 2008

land-a-tee 

A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.

Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!

Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
land-a-tee by El Sadado December 30, 2007

Pulling a Tee Time 

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
Pulling a Tee Time by Calm in sense January 30, 2024

bruh moment a tee 

saying bruh but its more fancy
Girl: (is on twitter) did i ask?

Badass: (is offended woman because he said "women lil weird") (is going to roast) bruh moment a tee💀👽
bruh moment a tee by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i 

When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
No way really? Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

When ur hella excited for something so u say: Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.
Lezz goo Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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