A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.

by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

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Me: not a coincidence

by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

a young wiffer sniffer

A young person.
A word that I believe that older people use.

Aww look at those cute 10 year olds reminds me of when I was a young wiffer sniffer!

by JacksonWang852g7 November 20, 2019