A-Status 

You have What they call A-Status. Non Like G-Status which is normally used in everyday life when someone is "Pimpin' tha Pen". But A-Status is Given by god to one of the few females that are a Ride-or-die chick. A female that is 'here to stay'.

(Ex.1) Rick James asks, "Damn. Is that a Dime?"
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."

(‎Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)

A-Status by xXSukMeDryXx May 12, 2011

A Gladnick Status 

A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.

this one might be a gladnick status!

no way man, you wont get 15 likes

A Gladnick Status by girlswhosmokecigarrettes June 19, 2010

Requiem for a Dream status 

adjective phrase: something very wrong or disturbing. Just like everything that happens in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

1.) Darrell: dude, I can't believe that girl gave me a blowjob for 10 bucks.
Justyn: no shit man, that was straight up requiem for a dream status.

2.)guy:hey babe will you fuck this guy so we can get some heroin?
Girl:no! That would be requiem for a dream status!

Requiem for a Dream status by thejag December 26, 2009

a-train status 

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

a-train status by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022

L.A.M.E. status update 

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

L.A.M.E. status update by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.) 

Gay (homosexual),Feeling Extremely Gay (homosexual),Gay (homosexual) Action,Gay (homosexual) Behavior.

Bob: Dude i feel so "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)"
Bob: Dude i feel so GAY

Valentina: Is All In A "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)" Around Them Girls.
Valentina: Is All In Gay Around Them Girls

Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.) by GibbyMortis April 23, 2010

Become a statistic 

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group

1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.

Become a statistic by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006