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choking a squid head
(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
choking a squid head by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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Your a Kid, Your a Squid
You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid
Your a Kid, Your a Squid by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017
fingered a squid
fingered a squid by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017
Scaring a squid
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
Scaring a squid by biffduncan August 3, 2021
National Wear A Squid Hat Day
On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
I'm_a_squid_kid
I'm_a_squid_kid was technoblade's rival in the great potato war. Him and techno are probably still enemies still.
person 1: hey do you like I'm_a_squid_kid
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL
I'm_a_squid_kid by Potato_lord6969 June 19, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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