a squid 

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.

Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!

a squid by Aubmaster February 13, 2018

choking a squid head 

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

choking a squid head by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Your a Kid, Your a Squid 

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.

You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid

Your a Kid, Your a Squid by ImNotALobster June 9, 2017

fingered a squid 

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

fingered a squid by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Scaring a squid 

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

Scaring a squid by biffduncan August 3, 2021

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

I'm_a_squid_kid 

I'm_a_squid_kid was technoblade's rival in the great potato war. Him and techno are probably still enemies still.

person 1: hey do you like I'm_a_squid_kid
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL

I'm_a_squid_kid by Potato_lord6969 June 19, 2021